Fun sign posts from around the world part 2

Following on from fun signposts from around the world, I thought it would be good to give you another laugh.

Here we go…

*warning* some of these will have you peeing your pants, again.

Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
English well talking. Here speeching American.

At a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?

At a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summer suit.  Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

On a French passenger jet:
Live West Under Your Seat.

In a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.  If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day.  During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Which is your favourite?  

Tell me below. And, have you discovered any of your own on your travels?

Photo by D. Sharon Pruitt

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