Fun signposts from around the world part 3

Following on from fun signposts from around the world, and fun signposts from around the world part 2, it’s time for the 3rd instalment.

Here we go for the 3rd time…

*warning* some of these will have you begging for the jokes to stop.

In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Yugoslav hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

From the Soviet Weekly:
There will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Which is your favourite?  

Tell me below. And, have you discovered any of your own on your travels?

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Photo by D. Sharon Pruitt

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